It’s been fun hanging out with friends all weekend but I really want to go home and take a shower.
do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
So I’m at a friend’s apartment and he asked me not to masturbate in his bed.
I think I know better than to do that, even if I’ve been drinking.
Like, he’s straight so… not gonna happen.
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row