It’s been fun hanging out with friends all weekend but I really want to go home and take a shower.

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

(via ugly)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via sniffing)

So I’m at a friend’s apartment and he asked me not to masturbate in his bed.

I think I know better than to do that, even if I’ve been drinking.

Like, he’s straight so… not gonna happen.

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via thereare4sharks)

curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

(via sniffing)